Preparing for Thanksgiving: From the Onion

It’s that time again. Keep the conversation civil and focus on football. Let’s be careful out there…

From the Onion: Siblings Gather Around PowerPoint To Hash Out Off-Limits Topics For Thanksgiving

“As you can see here, we’re unsure whether or not cousin Jessica is actually college-bound, so we’re going to avoid that subject and stick to the key talking points listed in this table,” said Alyssa Conroy, 26, during the siblings’ 48-slide presentation, which reportedly featured pie charts breaking down the state and national voting histories of extended family members, as well as Venn diagrams illustrating what each relative knows about their father’s upcoming surgery.

Chris Ladd is a Texan living in the Chicago area. He has been involved in grassroots Republican politics for most of his life. He was a Republican precinct committeeman in suburban Chicago until he resigned from the party and his position after the 2016 Republican Convention. He can be reached at gopliferchicago at gmail dot com.

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4 comments on “Preparing for Thanksgiving: From the Onion
  1. rightonrush says:

    Happy Hanukkah too!

  2. rightonrush says:

    From our house to yours, have a safe and happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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